Notable People with Little or No Jaw Movement

So Angie, your jaw is going to be wired for a couple of months. Now is a great time to look at some notable figures who have blazed the trail for you. Moving mandibles?  Pashaw.  These guys didn't need to open up and say "aaaah" to make their marks on history.

Steven Hawking - He's smarter than all of us. Combined.  He doesn't need moving jaws to remind us.

Kenny - Does he even have a mouth? 

 

The Burning Bush - Didn't need jaws to speak to Moses.  Think about it.  Mmhhmmm.

Eddie Vedder of Pearl Jam practically sings through his teeth.  See also: Bob Dylan.  Think of the artistry and mystery that is evoked through gritted teeth speech and song.  Bravo, Eddie.  Way to go, Bob. 

Joan Rivers - With skin pulled this tight, Joan's jaws haven't budged since Clinton was in office. 

Ventriloquists - How DO they DO it?

So in a moment of weakness, if your wired jaw starts to get you down, think of these masters of the un-moving mandible and keep your chin up, chica.

Cheers!
Sharon